130415 HAPPY SECOND ANNIVERSARY BLOCK B
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the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
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![Hoya can’t stand Sungjong’s sexy dance ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ [Version 2]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dd1b1b7f2a18df80e31419077f4cc53/tumblr_mg77otiFqZ1r40rxao1_500.gif)
Hoya can’t stand Sungjong’s sexy dance ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
[Version 2]
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
# oh dear god # look at her face # look at her trying to make friends # anyone who tells me that hermione had friends pre-series is so incredibly wrong
this was painful to watch in the theater as a kid because i did this every day
that comment above me made my heart hurt :(
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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clip from the brand new oreo commercial
so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
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